
Do you ever wonder why so many people are going to died in Armageddon? Besides the whole Christian view about those of us who forgot to throw stones at gay people are doomed, I’m pretty sure pop culture is going to kill us. Um, if you think a workout will prepare you for going days [...]
Tagged as: Apocalypse, Armageddon, Christian, Conservative, Friends, Hip, Late Enough, Mugs, Rules, Tshirts, Typos that keep me alive, Zazzle, Zombies
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I think that the middle one is my favorite, but it’s a tough call … Also, I have not idea why I’m on a cat kick. Wait, actually I do: My Plan A was to be a crazy cat lady, but Scott showed up and added wife to the “crazy cat” part. Thanks to Jennifer Whitt [...]
Tagged as: Cat poop could save a life, Cats, Crazy, crazy cat lady, Facebook, I ran out of rainbows today, kitten posters, Posters, Rainbow, Scott, Zombies
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I love Christmas even more than Halloween. The tinsel, the presents, the lights, the joy, the mix of the material and the spiritual. The Caroling of Bells still brings me to tears. And so much red! My favorite color! Which brings me to this: I fully support ignoring Thanksgiving. And yes, this is the first [...]
Tagged as: Christmas, Facebook, Giving, Gratitude, Halloween, Let's Skip Thanksgiving, My Mom, Santa Claus, Thanksgiving, Twitter, Zombies
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The superheros are taking over. We watch He-Man, She-Ra, Iron Man and read about the Justice League like someone’s in training. The other day, we are in their bedroom, and I wrap E up in a blanket to make human burritos (also known as Zombie 101) when he jumps up and runs downstairs. I follow [...]
Tagged as: At least my social life includes burritos, Burrito Man, Gifted, Nerd, Pink Princess, Scott, Spider Man, Superheros, This is where I flex my nerd muscles, You Are Probably A Better Parent Than Me, Zombies
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I’m standing around waiting for my daughter to come out of her preschool classroom, and I decide to try my hand at small talk. Me to mom of N’s classmate: Did you have a nice weekend? Preschool Mom: Yes. It was busy. We opened up the cabin in Tennessee. Me: Oh really! My husband has [...]
Tagged as: Apocalypse, Friends, Kids and School, Waiting, Zombies
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RECAP: I have a tumblr account that I used to post funny stuff that was too short or random for here. Then realized that y’all are TOTALLY too short and random. Also, I have a WTH category for just such a decision. So welcome to the second edition of WTH World. Why Are You So [...]
Tagged as: Apocalypse, Bunny, College, Dexter-inspired furniture, Dogs, Fun, Tumblr, Vlog, WTH, WTH World Why Are You So Hilarious?, Zombies
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I don’t know where you hide presents for your children. But ours go in the zombie apocalypse stash. Which is how we found the leaking eight gallons of spring water. I was a little shocked that someone is already sabotaging us. Thank goodness we hadn’t put the stolen antibiotics and pain medication in there yet. [...]
Tagged as: Apocalypse, Calliope, Christmas, Eating, Fear, Handmade, Juno, Loki, Scott, Tree House, Twilight, Vampires, Zombies
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I made a video a few days ago, and I accidently told the story about how I may or may not have been abducted by aliens as a teenager, but I didn’t post the video because I was too busy contemplating my feminist SAHM status and my cute toddler, and I was pretty sure that [...]
Tagged as: Aliens, Feminist, High School, I Ask Advice, Snow, Vlog, Zombies
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