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The Most Important Review Of The First Four Episodes Of True Blood Ever

August 17, 2010
Face of Tennessee Coonhoond Dog Looking Into Camera

I only began watching True Blood a month ago. Try not to die of shock. We don’t have cable and the vampires didn’t sparkle. And I honestly didn’t know if I could handle another take on vampire life. Because seriously people, they don’t exist. Unlike zombies. But Scott took the plunge. And I found his [...]

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You Might Celebrate Mother’s Day But I Celebrate Treat-Mama-Like-A-Baby Day

May 8, 2010

Tomorrow is Mother’s Day. If you have a mom in your life, you now have one day advanced notice to DO SOMETHING SPECIAL. And if you are seriously just realizing that Sunday is Mother’s Day, my guess is that’s one day sooner than last year. I really struggle with wanting and not wanting to be [...]

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Dial O For Old Lady

April 14, 2010
old fashion red phone

Phone rings. I don’t answer because I have one child screaming on my hip and another begging for cupcakes. Phone rings again. I don’t answer because one child is asleep and the other is occupied and I DONT CARE WHO YOU ARE because this happens for less than an hour a day. Phone rings for [...]

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Don’t Wear The T-shirt Of The Band You’ve Already Slept With

March 25, 2010

On our Sunday hike, I am sitting with my daughter at a picnic bench.  A man in his late thirties is about ten yards away from us wearing the t-shirt: I Heart Hot Moms. I don’t really get the shirt:  Is he a single guy on the prowl for a mom?  Single moms?  Married moms?  [...]

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Happy St. Patrick’s Day, Sort Of

March 17, 2010
Green Clover

I didn’t talk much about St. Patrick’s Day to my kids this year. Or last year. Or ever really. My only memories of it are green beer goggles and “Kiss me. I’m Irish” stickers

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Can Target Come Over For A Play Date?

March 4, 2010
Target Logo

Two weeks ago we go to Romp n’ Roll for open gym. It’s great because there aren’t a lot of options that keep a 10 month old and a 3 and 1/2 year old happy.

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A Yankee in the South in December

December 5, 2009
Late Enough

I dress my children VERY appropriately and everyone in the South does NOT. Sound defensive, do I? Wait. I have proof

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