
A long time ago in blog years, a readers commented on wanting to be a fly on my wall, and it was not a euphemism. So, of course, I invited everyone home with me. And now we’re going home again because I have all these tidbits that are too short for anything else except flies. [...]
Tagged as: Adversary is just a nice way of saying nemesis, Bathroom, Bringing sexy back, Facebook, Fly on the wall, I Am Weird But So Is Scott, New York Giants, One liners, Photo bomb, Poop, Scott, Sleep, Success, Welcome to my home, WTH
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Facebook put some new security in place earlier this year that has successful kept me from logging into my Facebook page. One of which is when you log in on a new device, Facebook asks for the name of it before being able to access Facebook. I own 2 devices: My iPhone and my Mac [...]
Tagged as: Apple and my life, Facebook, I do not feel safer, iPhone, My Mac, WTH
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This last week, posters from a small student group at Ohio University have become the center of controversy over their Halloween costume campaign: We’re a Culture Not a Costume. (source) I wasn’t sure how to take the posters and commentary at first. I find it pathetic that people lack this much creativity so it’s hard [...]
Tagged as: America, College, controversy, Costumes, Fun, Halloween, I make mistakes, Late Enough, Poor, Sometimes I Am A Jerk, Stupid, Understanding, We're A Culture Not A Costume, Why Are People Mean?, WTH
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Remember how I made fun of Twitter last week? That was hilarious, but it got me thinking. {shudder} I’ve been pondering my social media time; not like when I threatened to leave Twitter and became a silent and boring stalker, but I might be a touch overly attached to the Internet. Here’s what I committed [...]
Tagged as: Children, Crazy, Facebook, family, First, Friends, Google, I am weird, Internet, iPhone, No one knows what I'm doing not even me, Reading, Scott, Social Media, Socially Awkward, Sometimes I Am Surprised That I Have Survived This Long, Tumblr, Twitter, Words With Friends, WTH
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At the local McDonald’s, the play area has a no smoking sign. Which wouldn’t be too exciting, except IT’S ON AN ASHTRAY. It’s either a diabolic psychological experiment or a brilliant ruse by smoking parents. Except when a mom started smoking while we were playing there, she moved as far away from the ashtray as [...]
Tagged as: Children, Cigarettes, Conflicted Ashtray, I miss smoking, McDonald's has an apostrophe, McDonalds, Psychological experiment, Smoker, WTH
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Lisa (who you can blame for the existence of “Ask Alex”) asks: I am terrified of starting this “potty training.” How did you know when to start and how did you do it? So you know how everything you read says WAIT FOR SIGNS OF POTTY TRAINING READINESS? My kids forgot to read those three [...]
Tagged as: Ask Alex, Fashion, Potty Training, Time, Waiting, WTH
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