Me to my toddler daughter: WHOA! What happened? Are you hurt? My daughter steps closer and so does my freaking out. Me: WHAT HAPPENED!?!?! You’re bleeding! OMG, are you bleeding? I reach out to touch her forehead as she stares at me. Me: Blood? Holy crap! Are you okay? ARE YOU OKAY? YOU’RE IN SHOCK! [...]
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I have a love-hate relationship with Dreamhost (my hosting company). I love that my site is rarely down; I hate that my site is often slow. I love that I can chat with them about all my website stress; they hate that I can chat with them about all my website stress. However, our relationship moved [...]
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If you don’t care about minor website changes, please scroll down for a funny video. I’m going to be fairly unplugged next week. Couple that with becoming paranoid about my guest posts after reading about sites shutting down and guest authors having no access to their pieces, I will be slowly migrating old guest posts [...]
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The worst email/DM/text I have ever gotten: Is your website is down? I’ve gotten the message in the car, at friends’ homes, in the middle of playing football with E and at 11 o’clock at night. In other words, I’ve almost gotten into a car accident, stolen my friends’ computers, threw the football far enough [...]
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We tried this once before but then I got all distracted by the bedazzled cars and MY NEEDS. So only Late Enough ended up with a slogan. But y’all were so helpful with my site and I was so helpful with Dr. Cynicism’s site (I’m sure he’ll pick one of my suggestions VERY SOON) that [...]
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I started a guerrilla sticker campaign (nod like you remember). All proceeds go to bailing you out of jail. Here’s the refresher course: You ask me for a sticker. (other swag will be included because I love you) I mail it to you. (so by ASK I mean send me your address. and I promise [...]
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We are driving. Well, Scott is driving. I don’t even have to remember if that’s true. Because it is. I hate driving. Conflictingly enough, I also hate Scott driving. Because he’s a bad driver. After multiple arguments over me NOT WANTING TO DRIVE and me TELLING HIM HOW TO DRIVE, we’ve compromised (marriage, eh? I’m [...]
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I WON A CAR! Let me rephrase that: We won a car! By “we” I mean F*ck Yeah, Motherhood! and I. And by “won a car” I mean won a contest to drive a car up to the BlogHer conference in August. Two tanks of gas are paid for (we’ll provide the rest – let [...]
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