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Have a fantastic Christmas if you celebrate. If you don’t, enjoy the movies and Chinese food and free cookies from all the people who assume you do. And all of you should watch our ridiculous holiday singing video with love from my family to yours. It’s safe for work, kids and any time you need [...]

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Help! We're stuck at work!

During his lunch hour, my husband takes my daughter to get her haircut so I could take E to an appointment. Being the paranoid person that I am, I arrive prepared. Me: Here’s her change of clothing in case she has an accident and she didn’t eat much lunch so here are all the leftovers [...]

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Thanks to a twitter conversation with @AllFookedUpToo, I was inspired to create a tutorial for people who hate other people but still do awesome things that deserve high fives.  Or for people who do something hilarious and happen to be alone.  Those guys can watch it, too. If you cannot see the video, you should [...]

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My daughter gets a pair of cute Mary Jane shoes as a gift. She falls in love. The shoes are soft with flowers and bright colors. But that’s not why she adores them. No. She adores them because they squeak. And squeak. And squeak. And squeak. And squeak. And squeak. And squeak. And squeak. And [...]

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This afternoon, my son presented his musical to me — complete with comfortable seating and a snack. It was about eating a HUGE LUNCH. The big number was I GOT CHEESE. I understand where he’s coming from. I have always wanted my life to be in a musical. The idea of people walking along just [...]

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I Feel Better!

RECAP: I have a tumblr account that I used to post funny stuff that was too short or random for here. Then realized that y’all are TOTALLY too short and random.  Also, I have a WTH category for just such a decision. So welcome to the second edition of WTH World. Why Are You So [...]

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Dog poop bags

When we had Ratchet dog (who has been re-adopted! yay!), we bought biodegradable doggy crap bags. Luckily, they came with directions broken down into six easy-to-follow steps because “steward of the environment” might also mean “moron”. Our neighbors*, finding our love of the environment repugnant, since global warming is just a natural course of events [...]

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