Okay not this tall. But close

Thanks A Lot, Drama King

Okay not this tall. But close

Scott walks into the room: The dog is going to die tonight. Me: Whaaaat??? What are you talking about? Scott: He ate chocolate. Me: When? Scott: Just now. It was that bag of Halloween candy. Me: Oh no! I just left it on the counter a few minutes ago! (PS. Our dog is TALL) Scott: It’s too late. Me: What does chocolate do ...