I haven’t showered in 3 days and I’m usually okay with that but I have to try on bridesmaid dresses in the evening so I haul the kids upstairs and settle them into playing a board game called Please Don’t Eat My Lipstick as I jump in the shower. After soaping up the essentials, I [...]
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When I first heard about the pedophilia how-to book, The Pedophile’s Guide to Love and Pleasure by Philip R. Greaves, being sold as a self-published book on Amazon for Kindle, I was shocked. Horrified. I kept thinking: It’s a guide on how to perpetuate abuse. How to hurt children and get a lighter sentence. Seriously. [...]
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My children get bathed every other day. (Which I’m quite proud of considering I have ten reasons why no one should bathe everyday. Mostly I‘m lazy but that seems lame to write ten times.) Usually they take baths. Together. And I get to go another day without water and soap touching my body. But recently [...]
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I believe strongly in cake. Birthday cake. Valentine’s Day cake. Cake to say hello. Cake to say good-bye. I Heart Cake t-shirts. So not surprising that: I would buy a cake much too big for E’s birthday. We would enjoy eating it for weeks. We would get another cake for my birthday. I’m eating that [...]
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Me: What’d you do today? E: I pooped out my food. Me: At school-camp? E: No before school. Me: Me, too. E: You pooped out your food, too? Me: Yup! Actually EVERYONE poops out their food! E: Really? Me: Mama, Dada… E: N? Me: Even N. She did it right before I picked you up. [...]
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I had trouble thinking of anything to write after yesterday’s post. Then I brought it back to reality with this tweet: Which reminded me… We are in the car on Thursday night. It’s past dinnertime and the kids are FREAKING OUT on our way to McDonalds (shhh… don’t tell the parent police.) So I pull [...]
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A few months ago my three-year-old son, E, and his new sister, N, were bathing together and my son asked: Where is N’s penis?
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