I didn’t get involved in blogging until 2009, but I have been trolling the Internet (before that was a bad thing) since 1994. I opened an AOL account under a fake name that was the combination of Faile, a character from the Wheel of Times series, and BG, which stood for belly goddess. Sidenote: Belly [...]
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After school every day, my kids run over to an office with a ramp in front of it. I have tried bribing, pleading, demanding, and faking my own death to get them to walk directly to our car. These parenting ideas worked so well that now I park my car near the ramp to save [...]
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This weekend, besides being the 10th anniversary of 9/11, was the start of football season. Let’s cover our bases: I’m a New York Giants fan. Why? Because I grew up an hour outside New York. Because my dad’s fan. Because I have been since I could think: Football rocks. Memories: I remember being too young [...]
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I have often felt like my experience on September 11, 2011 and the subsequent days were different than others. I still called friends in New York to be sure they were okay. I still was saddened and confused and eventually, strengthened in my resolve to believe in the ideals of the United States of America. [...]
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Okay people, I don’t want to this “I Ask” to be like my How do I keep from getting sick? where you just suggested that I drink vodka all day. I’m going for how to relax in that rejuvenate way that shower gels and spas promise. I don’t want to space out mindlessly on The [...]
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There’s nothing that’ll steal away a child’s innocence more than nature. Nature is cruel and full of grim death. Also, itchy. About a week ago… We venture into the great outdoors, also known as our backyard. As we survey our vast domain of mowed lawn and azalea bushes, nature creeps in. Actually, it creeps in [...]
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Note: When I really started to think about this, I can see why there are atheists. You godly people have been warned. Why McDonalds is good: The best french fries on earth. Hands down and if you argue with me, you’ll just be confirming that you’re crazy. Why McDonalds is bad: Known not only for [...]
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I like to start stuff. Not just fights. In December, I declared a National Coffee Day. IVs in by 8 a.m. and don’t stop until the shakes. I declared National Sweatpants Day in January. Then I got multiple tweets asking if yoga pants counted. I deliberated with my team of crackin’ marketers, also known as [...]
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