Dog by hole 5

I Am Such A Sucker

Dog by hole 5

I don't consider myself a sucker. Who does though? Even people who get swindled on a regular basis by the creepy uncle with the big ideas thinks: "This time will be different. This time I'll hit the jackpot. Mechanical roller skates on goats to naturally mow lawns is GENIUS." (GREEN GOATS ON THE GO!) When I ...

WearingMyBraOnMyHead

I Love My Birthday

WearingMyBraOnMyHead

I am not a sneak-around, tell-no-one, pretend-I-am-still-30, woman. I'm a celebrate-with-a-bra-on-my-head and remind-everyone-for-a-week-that-I-will-be-34-years-of-awesome kind of person. I love my birthday and it's today! I may not love every gray hair on the top of my head, but those suckers got me to go blue, yellow, purple and red. I may not love my body's desire to give into ...