At the local McDonald’s, the play area has a no smoking sign. Which wouldn’t be too exciting, except IT’S ON AN ASHTRAY. It’s either a diabolic psychological experiment or a brilliant ruse by smoking parents. Except when a mom started smoking while we were playing there, she moved as far away from the ashtray as [...]
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Note: When I really started to think about this, I can see why there are atheists. You godly people have been warned. Why McDonalds is good: The best french fries on earth. Hands down and if you argue with me, you’ll just be confirming that you’re crazy. Why McDonalds is bad: Known not only for [...]
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I’m outside of Starbucks. I have a few minutes to write before I have to head to the car. This is my first DAY OF WRITING and I don’t want to waste any time. (Except for the trip to CVS to buy a hair tie. There is an inverse correlation between whacked-out hair and good [...]
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I smoked on and off from 15 until 24 years old. I don’t remember the exact day I quit in 2002. But here’s the secret that the newly quit smoker must never hear.
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