
Monday night, I posted on my Facebook page mostly because Scott said it, and I laughed. Then Scott leapt in the air and called himself my muse. But that wasn’t the stupid part. As we cleaned up dinner, I asked: Why are you still wearing your shoes? You’ve been home for an hour. Scott looked [...]
Tagged as: Aliens, dead silence, Facebook, I Am Weird But So Is Scott, I feel awkward about this post, Marriage, muse, relationships, Scott, Shoes, Stupid
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A long time ago in blog years, a readers commented on wanting to be a fly on my wall, and it was not a euphemism. So, of course, I invited everyone home with me. And now we’re going home again because I have all these tidbits that are too short for anything else except flies. [...]
Tagged as: Adversary is just a nice way of saying nemesis, Bathroom, Bringing sexy back, Facebook, Fly on the wall, I Am Weird But So Is Scott, New York Giants, One liners, Photo bomb, Poop, Scott, Sleep, Success, Welcome to my home, WTH
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I didn’t get involved in blogging until 2009, but I have been trolling the Internet (before that was a bad thing) since 1994. I opened an AOL account under a fake name that was the combination of Faile, a character from the Wheel of Times series, and BG, which stood for belly goddess. Sidenote: Belly [...]
Tagged as: aol account, belly goddess, Blogging, Body, College, college kids, Drama, ebay account, eye of the world, faile, family, Fear, First, Friends, Gmail, Hip, Internet, IRL, Letters, Medical School, NPR, pot belly, pulp fiction, Reading, Recall, Richmond, road trip, Scott, Television, Time, Trendy, Vlog, Words, yahoo groups, zamboni
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I haven’t had to take out the recycling in years, and Scott doesn’t know where the broom is. After having kids, we divvied up the household chores and haven’t thought much about it since. Until this the past week when I’ve done all the dishes even though it’s SCOTT’S JOB. But I’m all: Gotta give [...]
Tagged as: Chort Charts, Marriage, My Family, Scott, Thank You Is Hard To Say
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Out at Barnes and Noble… Me: I’m thinking of dyeing my hair red and green for Christmas. Scott: Oh yeah, let’s get some Manic Panic. Me: This blue isn’t Manic Panic. It’s Special Effects. You don’t read my blog. Scott: I read your blog a LOT. Me: Whatever. I huff off and spend 10 minutes [...]
Tagged as: Barnes and Noble, Blogging, Blue, I Love Scott, Late Enough, Marriage, Pouting, Scott, Special Effects, Teen Paranormal Relationship section makes me uncomfortable
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It was Christmas eve… I decide to be a grown up, and by “grown up” I mean “remove facial hair.” I have a light mustache to match my unibrow and while I want to be a good example of accepting myself, hair and all, to my daughter, I don’t want my facial hair to outdo [...]
Tagged as: Dexter, Eyebrows, Hair, I am weird, Nair, panic, Scott, Unibrows, Vanilla Ice
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My husband: Are you ready for a flood of emotions? Me: Um, yes? My husband: I took down the crib. … but, but, but, this is the crib we chose, the safest (hardest) mattress, butterflies and dragonflies, lime green and peach, sky blue and bubblegum pink, hand-painted trees and cherry blossoms, tiny hands clutching fingers, [...]
Tagged as: Babies, Breastfeeding, Cats, crazy cat lady, Crib, Crying, Growing Old, growing up sounds better, He took down the crib, Loki, lullaby, Partying, Sad, Scott, Sleep, Teething
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Eight years ago today, I was getting my hair done and trying to standing still while my bridesmaids buttoned up my wedding dress and zipped up my white leather go-go boots. I did not know, when I walked down the aisle, the person I could be. I did not understand that my heart would have [...]
Tagged as: Anniversary, Eight Year Wedding Anniversary, Giving, Go-go boots helps, Marriage, Scott, to blave, True Love, Wedding
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