The problem with graduating from medical school is that when my stomach hurts and I don’t vomit or poop my brains out, I think: I have abdominal fullness. When I think “abdominal fullness,” I think cancer. I start to list off the rest of my recent “symptoms,” which all lead to cancer even though I [...]
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A great comment on a post last week from Dolli-Mama ended with: “Cut your neighbor some slack and assume the best.” I didn’t like reading it. Because it’s like she was driving with me last week when I completely lost it after some drivers who, instead of merging, went right up to the construction and [...]
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I hate one tooth in my mouth. The snaggly one that looks whiter than the others when I smile. I hate it not because it’s imperfect. I hate the tooth because it’s the symbol of my ability to take stubborn to the level of stupid.
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Me: Is that a crack in my windshield or a drop of water? Scott: Oh that’s a crack in your windshield. Me: When did THAT happen? Scott: What? I don’t know. Me: What did you do? Scott: NOTHING! It happened while you were driving. Me: No, I would remember something like that. You were driving. [...]
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I lost it today. For an hour, I snapped at my son, called my husband three times, and started cursing to myself. All because SOMEONE GOT UP IN MY BUSINESS. I cannot STAND when someone minds MY business instead of their own. They can even mind OTHER PEOPLE’S business. I don’t care. But get OUT [...]
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On Saturday, I make my way to a baseball game in Washington D.C.. I hate baseball. Yes, I am still allowed to live in the USA, but just barely because I’m probably on one of those WATCH LISTS now. But one of my favorite people in the world is getting married in June and the [...]
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So I received a few bloggy awards which are SO NICE! But I happen to be grumpy. So I am going to thank you for my award. And then I am going to list of ten things that I hate about Monday.
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Phone rings. I don’t answer because I have one child screaming on my hip and another begging for cupcakes. Phone rings again. I don’t answer because one child is asleep and the other is occupied and I DONT CARE WHO YOU ARE because this happens for less than an hour a day. Phone rings for [...]
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