TakingInternetTooSeriously

I Have A Severe Case

TakingInternetTooSeriously

The problem with graduating from medical school is that when my stomach hurts and I don't vomit or poop my brains out, I think: I have abdominal fullness. When I think "abdominal fullness," I think cancer. I start to list off the rest of my recent "symptoms," which all lead to cancer even though I don't have ...