Neighbors

I like to start stuff. Not just fights. In December, I declared a National Coffee Day. IVs in by 8 a.m. and don’t stop until the shakes. I declared National Sweatpants Day in January. Then I got multiple tweets asking if yoga pants counted. I deliberated with my team of crackin’ marketers, also known as [...]
Tagged as: Candy, Dentist, Facebook, Guilt, iPhone, Movies, National Lazy Day, Neighbors, Pajamas, Pizza, Scott, Surgery, Television, Twitter
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My mother-in-law’s dog, Misha, is staying with us for the week. He came with a set of instructions like She’s not really on a schedule and She is totally crate-trained. We were given further instruction by unnamed sources on things like the MIL/Misha version of crate-training involves building a sound-proof bunker. And living in it. [...]
Tagged as: crate training, Dogs, I Might Get In Trouble For This, MIL, mother in law, Neighbors, Noisemaker, Poop
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When we had Ratchet dog (who has been re-adopted! yay!), we bought biodegradable doggy crap bags. Luckily, they came with directions broken down into six easy-to-follow steps because “steward of the environment” might also mean “moron”. Our neighbors*, finding our love of the environment repugnant, since global warming is just a natural course of events [...]
Tagged as: Apocalypse, Cats, Crazy, Go Green, Hippies, Liberal, Neighbors, Poop, Rainbow, Ratchet Dog, Vlog
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I have a tumblr account that I used to post funny stuff that was too short or random for here. Then realized that y’all are TOTALLY too short and random. Also, I have a WTH category for just such a decision. So welcome to the first (or second) edition of WTH World. Why Are You [...]
Tagged as: Angry Birds, Cats, Christmas, First, Gifts, Mascot, Neighbors, Snuggie, Travel, Tumblr, WTH, WTH World Why Are You So Hilarious?
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As some of you know, we bought our rainbow flag in a show of support for our gay youth. We finally overcome our personal inertia and display it on our newly-installed flagpole after a homophobic comment at a neighborhood Halloween party about Scott not wanting to be a “bowl of fruit.” When Scott proudly tells [...]
Tagged as: England, Halloween, LGBT, Neighbors, Rainbow, Scott
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Before you run to the comments, you should know that Halloween is a time-honored tradition in our home. I only missed one year of dressing up in the last thirty-two, and it was the year we gave out so much candy I had to make a second trip to CVS. (Because what is Halloween without [...]
Tagged as: Ashley Greene, Costumes, Doppelgänger, Fire, Halloween, I Ask Advice, Liberal, My Mom, My Youth, Neighbors, Scott, Twilight
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Happy Columbus Day! I am a lot like our adventurous friend! We are both Italian. Well, I have an Italian grandfather. Who I used to tell my friends was in the mafia. Because otherwise he was just some old guy with an accent. Anyway, Chris and I both like to travel. We don’t like other [...]
Tagged as: Christopher Columbus, Columbus Day, Music, My Family, Neighbors, Scott, Showering, Travel
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