Still hiking

Staycation Gone Wild

After I wrote my post about marriages needing help sometimes, I told Scott we needed a picture together. So we took twenty-five plus two videos and I can’t stop laughing. Here are the highlights.

Roller coaster 2
Very àpropos for marriage except for the missing body parts.
Paris
The city of love.
Paris 2
I think Scott is squishing its head. Also, CRAZY EYES.
Under the sea
Just keep swimming. Just keep swimming.
Yosemite
Becoming one with nature.
Still hiking
I’M A BEAR! RAWR!
Birds in the sky.
It’s a bird. It’s a plane. It’s Scott and Alex.

We actually made a 20 second video being birds. I could not stop watching it because it’s HILARIOUS.

Beach days
Chillaxin’
in love
Them’s a lot of heart
hearts 2
awwww

But of course we didn’t end on too mushy of a note. We spent the next 30 seconds trying to get photo booth to make hearts come out of Scott’s butt.

Marriage rocks when you play it right.

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5 Things I Did Yesterday That You Didn’t

My high expectation for Monday was to take care of my daughter and her cold by letting her watch too much TV while I played on my computer. Glorious.

Instead, I did at least 5 things in the last 24 hours that you didn’t do:

1. I saved a freezer full of breast milk by loaning my portable generator to a neighbor EVEN THOUGH MY POWER IS OUT, TOO. I’m hoping for cookies since my friend pointed out that expecting to be given their next child as a thank you means I’d get stuck with a baby.

2. I was told by a therapist that I can start trusting myself more, which made me wonder if we were both talking about the same person.

3. I was attacked by a box full of magnets. It was like The Happening except I knew EXACTLY what was happening. Nature was trying to kill me by gusting plastic alphabet pieces at my face.

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Don’t be fooled by my normal messiness. These magnets were on that window sill moments ago.

4. I answered the phone for an unknown New Jersey number because I thought it was the New York Times and/or Huffington Post calling me, but it was just my son’s godfather using his landline. And by “just” I mean “just as good.” Probably.

5. Fine, Scott did the last one: He bought The Chronicles of Narnia audio book for $41. Seriously, NO ONE DOES THAT FOR A REASON. (Psst, the reason is: Audio books are weird and difficult to follow. Ooh, that’s 2 reasons.)

Everything else I did Monday, I’m pretty sure you did, too. Like eating and sleeping and showering and finding people annoying.

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