Feet Phobia


When I was a teenager, I hated feet. I hated mine. I hated yours. I thought that all feet were ugly and weird, and I hoped that someone would remove them in the night and replace them with shoes. Perma-shoes. I remember my first pair of open-toed shoes. As I sophomore ...

Creepy Is Genetic

Kid's sleeping on mattresses in the parent's room

I leave myself voice memos. I'd like to think that they are from the writer in me who sees the world as a landscape of inspiration. And then I listened to one tonight. It was a BEATING HEART. I was all WTH is that? Until I remembered that guy I put under the floorboards. Actually, my son has a noisemaker. ...