Remember our marriage rules? Well, my husband and I decide to do a meditation Sunday night for “spiritual night.” Which is not a euphemism. Most nights. We turn to iTunes. Because what guru isn’t podcasting these days? As it turns out, a lot them. We peruse our twenty-five gurus. And although the meditation marked EXPLICIT [...]
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A few weeks ago, I asked y’all: How can I keep from getting sick? Here’s what my life would look like if I implemented all your ideas: I wake up after sleeping as long and as late as I want. (So far? Sounds spectacular.) I take a shot of vodka. According to my Facebook page, [...]
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A good news update and giant band aid at the bottom! I have a skin thing on my face near my eye. I first noticed it towards the end of my second pregnancy. Because getting weird pigmentation skin things during pregnancy is just one of the many havocs our hormones wreak, I only offhandedly mentioned [...]
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I have gotten sick more this winter than any other time that I can remember. IN MY LIFE. I know that I’m all old and gray now, but I’m also tired. Oh, and tired of being sick, too. I caught my kids’ cold last week. I KNOW. I KNOW. I shouldn’t be surprised. I may [...]
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1 ) Discovering that Big Al’s Sports called me over the weekend. 2 ) Watching Dexter for the first time. And by the first time, I mean eleven episodes. I laughed, I cried, I tried not to relate. 3 ) Realizing that I had worn the same clothing for 36 hours straight. And then realizing [...]
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The answer to Friday’s I Ask post is going to be delayed. I’m too busy dying of a stomach virus. My ends are not as fluid right now, but I’m too weak to sit up for more than five minutes. So if you could read some of my guest posts from last week and think [...]
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Me: What’d you do today? E: I pooped out my food. Me: At school-camp? E: No before school. Me: Me, too. E: You pooped out your food, too? Me: Yup! Actually EVERYONE poops out their food! E: Really? Me: Mama, Dada… E: N? Me: Even N. She did it right before I picked you up. [...]
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It’s the old adage our parents and teachers like to bring up on occasions that we make assumptions about who a person is and what she is trying to accomplish. The saying is from the Bible or William Shakespeare or Sarah Palin or someone. (google it if you must. report back here IMMEDIATELY) My favorite [...]
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