The Salad Bar: Fraught With Danger!

I'm at the salad bar of my local grocery store grabbing lunch before the onslaught of preschool pickup, and while this particular salad bar is deliciously more than just salad, the place is fraught with danger. The other day, I encountered OLD MAN YELLING. {squiggly flashback lines} I sit down to blog and eat. Old man: WHAT’S THAT? I look ...