Evil Cat with Birdhouse

Birdhouse Of Horrors

Evil Cat with Birdhouse

When we finally unpacked the last of the playroom boxes, we stumbled upon a birdhouse. A birdhouse we could build and paint, and for the next two hours my daughter wore her painting smock and smiled a lot until I agreed to open the box with the large letters promising a tired parent: EASY TO ...

ToddlerBirdHate1

I Hate Birds

ToddlerBirdHate1

Scott: The cats killed another robin. Me: It's called Darwinism. Scott: You just hate birds. Me: Well, it is one less beady-eyed demon. Scott tilts his head toward our massive oak tree: Can’t you hear her babies calling for her? Me: Yes. They sound like cat dessert. PS. Hate is hereditary. Exhibit A & B from when E was a toddler: I ...