My husband: Are you ready for a flood of emotions? Me: Um, yes? My husband: I took down the crib. … but, but, but, this is the crib we chose, the safest (hardest) mattress, butterflies and dragonflies, lime green and peach, sky blue and bubblegum pink, hand-painted trees and cherry blossoms, tiny hands clutching fingers, [...]
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The zits are all mine, and the $50 gift card to drugstore.com could be yours. There are a lot things about growing up that aren’t cool. Like the gray hairs showing up in my early 20s. Or the strange stomach pooch that my OB so proudly gave me post-Cesarean. But I comfort myself with my [...]
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I’m 33 years old today, and I have decided to hate my birthday. This isn’t my normal reactions to birthdays. I’m a HUGE fan of cake, balloons, cake, cards, cake, presents and cake (yellow cake with buttercream frosting please). My birthday means sleeping in, sushi for dinner and my phone rings, but I’m under no [...]
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Monday night at the dinner table: Scott: You need to work on your calcium intake. Me: What do you mean I need to work on my calcium intake? Scott: You have all that history of osteopenia. Me: Not anymore! I fixed it! Scott: Well, I don’t want someone all bent up. I’m not putting up [...]
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My neighbor is mowing her lawn over the weekend. A white Buick driven by an OLD MAN pulls up. He stops, rolls down the passenger side window and yells: YOUR HUSBAND SHOULD BE DOING THAT. She stops her mower, walks over to him and replies: This is his 40th birthday present. That seems to satisfy [...]
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Hot darn, I’m not here! I’m the Cool Whip Queen today on Organic Motherhood with Cool Whip. I checked out her blog because she knows EXACTLY how long a PBS show last (24 minutes) and her blog is dedicated to “the kind of love that gets you up in the middle of the night”. My [...]
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I vlog again. I manage to share the spotlight gracefully. I’m ridiculously tired. Oh and I did three takes because I kept calling my dog a cat. Enjoy.
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I try my hand at vlogging (video+blogging). Because there’s something I need to show you and my photography skills are not good… enough. Oh and I accidently break my husband’s blog-onymity. But he is okay with it because he gets his three minutes of fame. Which, as you will see, is VERY important to him. [...]
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