Preschool Alex

35 Years Old

Preschool Alex

Sometime around 2 A.M. on September 6th, I turned 35 years old. I used to know the exact time I was born because it was IMPORTANT. My son finally asked what time he was born and subsequently debated whether to wait until 2:16 P.M. to call himself 7 years old. He decided to take on the ...

WearingMyBraOnMyHead

I Love My Birthday

WearingMyBraOnMyHead

I am not a sneak-around, tell-no-one, pretend-I-am-still-30, woman. I'm a celebrate-with-a-bra-on-my-head and remind-everyone-for-a-week-that-I-will-be-34-years-of-awesome kind of person. I love my birthday and it's today! I may not love every gray hair on the top of my head, but those suckers got me to go blue, yellow, purple and red. I may not love my body's desire to give into ...