I'mNotPerfect

MWF Seeking Perfection

I'mNotPerfect

Lately, I've felt picked on by the world. A grammar mistake in an offhanded comment. A tone in a nonchalant phone conversation. A blog decision from two years ago. I want to yell LEAVE ME ALONE and WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU, and I do! during my imaginary conversation with these people in my kitchen completely with hand gestures ...

WritingFailureDesktop

How To Not Write In 40 Easy Steps

WritingFailureDesktop

1. Open up computer. 2. Stare at blank page in wordprocessing application. 3. Check Facebook. 4. Toggle back and forth between Facebook and blank page in the hopes that writing has begun without you. 5. Stare out window willing something inspiring like aliens or F. Scott Fitzgerald characters to appear. 6. See only purple flowers and two Blue Jays. 7. Wonder if the ...