Remember how I made fun of Twitter last week? That was hilarious, but it got me thinking. {shudder} I’ve been pondering my social media time; not like when I threatened to leave Twitter and became a silent and boring stalker, but I might be a touch overly attached to the Internet. Here’s what I committed [...]
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I’ve seen a facebook-blog-meme-forum-email floating around called “101 Things To Do With Your Kids This Summer” so I’ve decided to add my 10 cents. Or 10 ideas. Because I’ll need that 10 cents to pull some of them off. 10 Things To Do With Your Kids This Summer and PROBABLY Not Get Arrested 1. Build [...]
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I was under the impression that organizing would be good for me. A quick Google search show that there are at least 200 organization sites devoted to LYING TO ME. I have had my email organized for months with automatic filters into fantastic folders that should improve everything in m life. Sure, organizing my email [...]
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You should know that, when you google “funny martin luther king quotes,” you get NOTHING. A blank screen that slow fills with the word IDIOT. Actually, you get one hundred bazillion websites full of quotes that either aren’t funny or aren’t by MLK. Which is probably the same thing as calling me an idiot. But [...]
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I’m sitting at the pornography library on their main computers since I can’t access Twitter any other way, and in stroll four boys, who couldn’t be older than twenty, dressed in white button-downs and slacks. They nod and split up. They each sit down at computers NOT next to each other. A few minutes later, [...]
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On Sunday night, I’m watching my New York Giants suck because last week all the sportscasters babbled on about them being ONE OF THE BEST TEAMS IN THE NFL and as every Giants fan knows, they can only be the no-one-gives-us-a-break-we-will-show-them team to do well. Now that people APPRECIATE THEIR TALENT the Giants must lose [...]
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Scott walks into the room: The dog is going to die tonight. Me: Whaaaat??? What are you talking about? Scott: He ate chocolate. Me: When? Scott: Just now. It was that bag of Halloween candy. Me: Oh no! I just left it on the counter a few minutes ago! (PS. Our dog is TALL) Scott: [...]
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I turn on my car and this comes on. I stare at it. What part of the car is this trying to explain? Is it the battery? Is it a Snork? If it IS a Snork, what is AllStar Seaworthy trying to tell me? That there’s an underground colony of small creatures who wear clothing [...]
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