
I didn’t get involved in blogging until 2009, but I have been trolling the Internet (before that was a bad thing) since 1994. I opened an AOL account under a fake name that was the combination of Faile, a character from the Wheel of Times series, and BG, which stood for belly goddess. Sidenote: Belly [...]
Tagged as: aol account, belly goddess, Blogging, Body, College, college kids, Drama, ebay account, eye of the world, faile, family, Fear, First, Friends, Gmail, Hip, Internet, IRL, Letters, Medical School, NPR, pot belly, pulp fiction, Reading, Recall, Richmond, road trip, Scott, Television, Time, Trendy, Vlog, Words, yahoo groups, zamboni
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As we drive home from school, I ask my son about the papers in his bag. Me: What did you bring home today? E: They’re my stories! Me: Your stories? E: Mama, I have thousands of stories to tell! I smile: Me, too, babe. Me, too. I call my husband to gush about E’s and [...]
Tagged as: Arts and Crafts Gone Wrong, Death, First, I'm pretty sure my son still loves me, Joy, Writing
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This Yankee went to NASCAR for the first time ever. I attempted to live tweet it but was completely distracted by my own jorts. In fact, my red, white and blue ensemble complete with a Walmart bag were a huge hit. And by huge hit, I mean no beer was spilled on me. We arrived [...]
Tagged as: Car, Does anyone know what's happening to me?, First, Mullet, NASCAR, Prayer, Richmond, Richmond Internaional Raceway, The South, Yankee
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Remember how I made fun of Twitter last week? That was hilarious, but it got me thinking. {shudder} I’ve been pondering my social media time; not like when I threatened to leave Twitter and became a silent and boring stalker, but I might be a touch overly attached to the Internet. Here’s what I committed [...]
Tagged as: Children, Crazy, Facebook, family, First, Friends, Google, I am weird, Internet, iPhone, No one knows what I'm doing not even me, Reading, Scott, Social Media, Socially Awkward, Sometimes I Am Surprised That I Have Survived This Long, Tumblr, Twitter, Words With Friends, WTH
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I didn’t want to yell in the title but OMG! I FOUND A NOSE HAIR! And not just Oh, I noticed hairs in my nose because everyone has hairs in their noses. Even the beautiful people. No, this particular nose hair is trying to meet up with his friends in the other nostril, and he [...]
Tagged as: First, Hair, Nose Hair, Scott
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I was having an odd day. I couldn’t quite place my finger on why. So I stopped by a cemetery. Cemeteries are peaceful. I don’t need to buy a coffee to justify my existence, and no one to worries question my quiet introspection. The first time that I remember entering a cemetery was 1986. I [...]
Tagged as: Cemeteries, Elementary school field trips are odd, First, Gifted, I am weird, My Youth, Photography, Sometimes I Am Surprised That I Have Survived This Long, Teachers, Time
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On our first Valentine’s Day as a married couple, Scott adopted a cat for me, thus proving how much he loved me. Mostly because he married into three cats already, one of which refused to let him sit next to me for the first six months that we dated. We had been to the vet [...]
Tagged as: Adoption, Calliope, Cancer sucks, Cats, Crazy, Donuts, Donuts was already a tag making me realize how awesome my blog really is, First, Juno, Loki, Scott, Sleep, Tobias
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I have a tumblr account that I used to post funny stuff that was too short or random for here. Then realized that y’all are TOTALLY too short and random. Also, I have a WTH category for just such a decision. So welcome to the first (or second) edition of WTH World. Why Are You [...]
Tagged as: Angry Birds, Cats, Christmas, First, Gifts, Mascot, Neighbors, Snuggie, Travel, Tumblr, WTH, WTH World Why Are You So Hilarious?
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