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Drawing of me laying down, my son standing and a bomb between us

As we drive home from school, I ask my son about the papers in his bag. Me: What did you bring home today? E: They’re my stories! Me: Your stories? E: Mama, I have thousands of stories to tell! I smile: Me, too, babe. Me, too. I call my husband to gush about E’s and [...]

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N's version of heaven? Not so much. But she still has the cutest NASCAR pout ever

This Yankee went to NASCAR for the first time ever. I attempted to live tweet it but was completely distracted by my own jorts. In fact, my red, white and blue ensemble complete with a Walmart bag were a huge hit. And by huge hit, I mean no beer was spilled on me. We arrived [...]

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Kissing my iPhone

Remember how I made fun of Twitter last week? That was hilarious, but it got me thinking. {shudder} I’ve been pondering my social media time; not like when I threatened to leave Twitter and became a silent and boring stalker, but I might be a touch overly attached to the Internet. Here’s what I committed [...]

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I didn’t want to yell in the title but OMG! I FOUND A NOSE HAIR! And not just Oh, I noticed hairs in my nose because everyone has hairs in their noses. Even the beautiful people. No, this particular nose hair is trying to meet up with his friends in the other nostril, and he [...]

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Cemeteries

March 29, 2011

in Is It Just Me?

I was having an odd day. I couldn’t quite place my finger on why. So I stopped by a cemetery. Cemeteries are peaceful. I don’t need to buy a coffee to justify my existence, and no one to worries question my quiet introspection. The first time that I remember entering a cemetery was 1986. I [...]

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On our first Valentine’s Day as a married couple, Scott adopted a cat for me, thus proving how much he loved me. Mostly because he married into three cats already, one of which refused to let him sit next to me for the first six months that we dated. We had been to the vet [...]

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What should we name him? Also, who's good at stealing things?

I have a tumblr account that I used to post funny stuff that was too short or random for here. Then realized that y’all are TOTALLY too short and random. Also, I have a WTH category for just such a decision. So welcome to the first (or second) edition of WTH World. Why Are You [...]

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