ToddlerBirdHate1

I Hate Birds

ToddlerBirdHate1

Scott: The cats killed another robin. Me: It's called Darwinism. Scott: You just hate birds. Me: Well, it is one less beady-eyed demon. Scott tilts his head toward our massive oak tree: Can’t you hear her babies calling for her? Me: Yes. They sound like cat dessert. PS. Hate is hereditary. Exhibit A & B from when E was a toddler: I ...