
At the local McDonald’s, the play area has a no smoking sign. Which wouldn’t be too exciting, except IT’S ON AN ASHTRAY. It’s either a diabolic psychological experiment or a brilliant ruse by smoking parents. Except when a mom started smoking while we were playing there, she moved as far away from the ashtray as [...]
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I smoked on and off from 15 until 24 years old. I don’t remember the exact day I quit in 2002. But here’s the secret that the newly quit smoker must never hear.
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A few days ago, I met an unfiltered-person. Similar to an unfiltered cigarette, this person had nothing between a smokey thought and the vocal cords. Whether the thought is kind or mean or just plain strange, out it pops for us all to gawk. For example, a friend says: I used to spend every waking [...]
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