Eeyore and doing nothing

Lazy People Rule The World

Eeyore and doing nothing

I believe in cutting corners if it means I have more time to do nothing. Large hat? Too lazy to sunscreen my face. Bangs? Acne treatment for my forehead. I even bought an adorable reminder of this very goal -- something to encourage me to continue my lazy path. Of course, it's a catch-22. The desire to do nothing ...

Cat Paranoia

Cat Paranoia

Cat Paranoia

Lars ripped open a cat toy spraying catnip everywhere, and by "everywhere" I mean "a small one foot radius" that I ignored for twelve hours. Lucky for all of us, I did because when I came back to vacuum it up, I saw Nugget Hamburger. Stoned. And paranoid. Although is it really paranoia if it's true? Because I ...