WritingFailureDesktop

How To Not Write In 40 Easy Steps

WritingFailureDesktop

1. Open up computer. 2. Stare at blank page in wordprocessing application. 3. Check Facebook. 4. Toggle back and forth between Facebook and blank page in the hopes that writing has begun without you. 5. Stare out window willing something inspiring like aliens or F. Scott Fitzgerald characters to appear. 6. See only purple flowers and two Blue Jays. 7. Wonder if the ...