Do you ever wonder why so many people are going to died in Armageddon? Besides the whole Christian view about those of us who forgot to throw stones at gay people are doomed, I’m pretty sure pop culture is going to kill us. Um, if you think a workout will prepare you for going days [...]
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Maybe it’s not so bad that the world is ending on Saturday. I mean, I believe in God, I’m a good person and I don’t like most of my possessions. I’ll miss my cats since I found out recently that pets can’t come and you need to get the After the Rapture Pet Care service, and [...]
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I’m standing around waiting for my daughter to come out of her preschool classroom, and I decide to try my hand at small talk. Me to mom of N’s classmate: Did you have a nice weekend? Preschool Mom: Yes. It was busy. We opened up the cabin in Tennessee. Me: Oh really! My husband has [...]
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I have been thinking a lot about getting a job. I mean, I have five jobs right now, but who’s counting? Or sleeping? And then, today, while listening to NPR, and I found it. The perfect job. Here’s my craiglists ad: WANTED: THINK TANK I am seeking a position as a Think Tank-er. I think [...]
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RECAP: I have a tumblr account that I used to post funny stuff that was too short or random for here. Then realized that y’all are TOTALLY too short and random. Also, I have a WTH category for just such a decision. So welcome to the second edition of WTH World. Why Are You So [...]
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When we had Ratchet dog (who has been re-adopted! yay!), we bought biodegradable doggy crap bags. Luckily, they came with directions broken down into six easy-to-follow steps because “steward of the environment” might also mean “moron”. Our neighbors*, finding our love of the environment repugnant, since global warming is just a natural course of events [...]
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I don’t know where you hide presents for your children. But ours go in the zombie apocalypse stash. Which is how we found the leaking eight gallons of spring water. I was a little shocked that someone is already sabotaging us. Thank goodness we hadn’t put the stolen antibiotics and pain medication in there yet. [...]
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