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I’ve participated in some epic mooning battles in my lifetime. There was the great moon of ’94 when I walked down the basement steps and my sister leapt out of the storage room butt first. There was the ’98 midnight U-turn where my car headlights caught sight of a bare bottom directly in my path [...]
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A week ago, I post on Facebook: What’s creepier than your kids’ toys turning on by themselves? Nothing, that’s what. Here’s how the rest of the story goes: I hear the mysterious sound drifting out of a bedroom. I look around, confused and concerned, because I am home alone. I creep towards the music: DOODOOODOONTDONTDONT [...]
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