Scott and I are faithfully watching season 4 of The Walking Dead jump the shark, which means, while people are being eaten or are beating the brains out of zombies to not get eaten, our conversations are of more important matters:
Me: Jeans would not fit that tight anymore.
Scott: And I’m surprised how many people are still wearing bras.
Me: Exactly. Bras this far into the zombie apocalypse? Ridiculous.
Scott: You’d be all “DAY 2 OF ZOMBIES? SCREW BRAS.”
Me: And by season 2? I’m not even wearing pants. If I’m going to kill zombies and wander the world for years without hope, I’m going to be 100% comfortable.
Scott: But you’d definitely have Maggie’s kickass boots.
Me: With the red laces that aren’t dirty because I’d wash those laces every damn day.
Scott: Wait, the episode just ended there? With the guy from Night Court?*
*Actually, it’s Josh McDermitt with a guy from several key episodes in the original 90210, but we’re still hoping for some courtroom antics.