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I now have purple highlights. Not only am I enjoying my daughter’s continued awe at my total awesomeness since purple is her favorite color, but as it turns out, purple highlights are the BEST DISGUISE EVER. First, I’m walking down the sidewalk, and I make eye contact with a woman that I’m sure I know. [...]
Tagged as: Best disguise ever, Blue Hair, Hair, I don't really like small talk, I like when sales people ignore me no really, Mermaid hair, Purple Hair, Socially Awkward
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WE WON! What? I’m like an honorary New York Giant. As I’ve babbled about before, I’ve love Big Blue since I was knee-high to a grasshopper so winning the Super Bowl (AGAIN) is awesome. Eating cake, tiny hamburgers, nachos and potato skins, none of which I had to make, is also awesome and why Super [...]
Tagged as: Cake, eli manning, fist fight, Football, FREAK, I love bring up Giants fans, Jail, jpp, national holiday, New York Giants, potato skins, super bowl, Super Bowl 46, tom coughlin, true fan
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Two stories on cancer nonprofits caught my eye this week, Susan B Komen for the Cure decision to defund Planned Parenthood because of a politically-driven investigation by Congress, and Lance Armstrong’s Livestrong nonprofit helping Lance more than anyone else with cancer. Let’s start with Lance who is current being investigated for doping and perhaps a [...]
Tagged as: Abortion, bracelets, Cancer nonprofits, cancer research, Cancer sucks, Change, controversy, FDA, Giving, giving money, Healthcare, komen for the cure, lance armstrong, Livestrong, Money, money issue, planned parenthood, research grants, Susan B Komen, Women
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The problem with graduating from medical school is that when my stomach hurts and I don’t vomit or poop my brains out, I think: I have abdominal fullness. When I think “abdominal fullness,” I think cancer. I start to list off the rest of my recent “symptoms,” which all lead to cancer even though I [...]
Tagged as: Change, Friends, I am too sick to be awesome, Internet, Medical School, New Year's resolutions are suspect, Poop, Resentments, Stupid, Writing
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Out at Barnes and Noble… Me: I’m thinking of dyeing my hair red and green for Christmas. Scott: Oh yeah, let’s get some Manic Panic. Me: This blue isn’t Manic Panic. It’s Special Effects. You don’t read my blog. Scott: I read your blog a LOT. Me: Whatever. I huff off and spend 10 minutes [...]
Tagged as: Barnes and Noble, Blogging, Blue, I Love Scott, Late Enough, Marriage, Pouting, Scott, Special Effects, Teen Paranormal Relationship section makes me uncomfortable
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I was cleaning out the random bowl of crap that is meant to only have our car keys in it when I found a lollipop, and not the crappy Dum Dums my hairdresser and doctor palm off on my kids. This baby was a fantastical gum-in-the-center genius pop. I look right. I look left. I [...]
Tagged as: Candy, Candy Standards, Children, Cleaning, Everyone should parent like me, FREAK, Genius, Glitter, I am weird, Lollipops, Never waste candy unless it's orange flavor, Parenting Gurus Should Be Taking Notes, Sometimes I Am A Jerk
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Do you ever wonder why so many people are going to died in Armageddon? Besides the whole Christian view about those of us who forgot to throw stones at gay people are doomed, I’m pretty sure pop culture is going to kill us. Um, if you think a workout will prepare you for going days [...]
Tagged as: Apocalypse, Armageddon, Christian, Conservative, Friends, Hip, Late Enough, Mugs, Rules, Tshirts, Typos that keep me alive, Zazzle, Zombies
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Eight new elements have been discovered, but only three have become official through the International Union of Pure and Applied Chemistry or IUPAC for short like when you’re bringing it up at dinner parties or say in blog posts. Those three newbie elements are Darmstadtium, Roentgenium and Copernicium. Also known as BORINGIUM. So I’ve decided [...]
Tagged as: Alexium, Blogging, Copernicium, Dork, Geek, Iron Man, Nerd, Periodic Table of Elements, Periodic Table of Elements Tshirt, Science is cool, This is where I flex my nerd muscles
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