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I Ask

I Ask: WTH?

September 3, 2010

I walk out of the library and see: It’s like walking into a Back To The Future remake where Doc is poor. It’s like the recession version. And when I came back, POOF! It was gone. Into future. Or the past. So if you suddenly start to disappear, you’ll know that your son is dating [...]

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I Ask: Can You Ask? I’m Tired.

August 27, 2010

I ask. Actually no, I don’t ask. Well, I sorta ask if you will ask me. Not like ADVICE (unless you are dying. then ASK AWAY because you are already getting all sorts of inane advice.) More: I’VE ALWAYS WANTED TO KNOW {blank} ABOUT LATE ENOUGH. Like did you really edit your eighth grade yearbook [...]

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I Ask: Am I A Bad Dog Owner Or Did I Meet A Real-Life Internet Troll?

August 20, 2010

As some of you may have seen, I tweeted out Tuesday about a random woman berating me for leaving Ratchet dog in the car (this is the unabbreviated version also known as why I needed a blog): I’m rounding up the kids to head to the car and take E to camp. Ratchet begs to [...]

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I Ask: Why Can’t My Cats And Dog Form A Peaceful Drum Circle Of Love?

August 13, 2010

Sometimes I wish y’all were psychic because I would ask: WHEN WILL MY CHILDREN SLEEP THROUGH THE NIGHT ON A REGULAR BASIS? But the psychics readers would just get angry about me yelling. Like five minutes before I even did. And anyway (as you KNOW), I have more pressing matter than lack of sleep for [...]

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I Ask: Seven Questions About BlogHer But Not REALLY About BlogHer

July 30, 2010
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Welcome back to the Late Enough Advice Column: I Ask. You Answer. So I know y’all fall into one of four categories: I don’t know what BlogHer or the BlogHer 2010 Conference is I don’t care about BlogHer I wish I was going to BlogHer I am going to BlogHer So I have questions for [...]

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I Ask: What Should I Do For My Photo Shoot?

July 23, 2010
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As I mentioned early this week, I am Ms. November in the Blogger Body Calendar. But I am not a photographer, nor am I a visual person. I live in WORDS people. My photos are blurry and boring. Seriously. I’ve read the posts my Medicinal Marzipan on her AWESOME photo shoot idea and attitude. And [...]

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I Ask: Can I Be Taught To Need Less Sleep?

July 16, 2010

The title makes the feat sound lofty, but really it’s just selfish. I want to survive on less sleep because I have more I want to do. I’d like 1 a.m. to 7 a.m. schedule please. Although it’ll probably be more like 6:30 a.m. with much begging and pleading for more sleep. And by begging [...]

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I Ask: How Do I Stop Feet-Stink?

July 9, 2010
My sneakers running away from E's sneakers.

SAVE ME FROM MY SON’S FEET! They smell like the small bear that died under our porch in May. (Which could’ve possibly been a large raccoon posing as a dead bear. Either way it was disgusting.) At first, I thought it was the shoes. He has running shoes that he wears just in case an [...]

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I Ask: Do You Tell Your Friends The Truth?

July 2, 2010

And more importantly, do you still have friends? As I’ve gotten older, I realize that I’m falling behind in fashion, music, and cultural cool. And I’ve turned to my friends and BEGGED them to call me out when I get stuck in the 2000s and everyone else is all 2015. But I have a friend [...]

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