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8 Things The Toddler Was Offended By This Morning

I stopped at eight because NAPTIME!

Things the toddler was offended by this morning:

  1. Waking up
  2. Not being allowed to crawl on the kitchen table
  3. Not being allowed to dive headfirst over the arm of the couch
  4. “Guess Who?” (yes, the board game, although who hasn’t been offended by a board game?)
  5. Not being allowed to drink coffee… even when offering to do it with fingers and toes
  6. Being held
  7. Not being held
  8. Feet

And it’s not even 9 a.m.. I’m pretty sure this is why the 😁 emoji was invented.

And why toddlers are so adorable.

Puff delivery. Party of toddler. Loving every emotional minute.
Puff delivery. Party of toddler. Loving every emotional minute.

Alex Iwashyna

Alex Iwashyna went from a B.A. in philosophy to an M.D. to a SAHM, poet and writer by 30. She spends most of her writing time on LateEnough.com, a humor blog (except when it's serious) about her husband fighting zombies, awkward attempts at friendship, and dancing like everyone is watching. She also has a soft spot for culture, politics, and rude Southern people who offend her Yankee sensibilities. She parents 2 elementary-aged children, 1 foster baby, 3 cats, and 1 puppy, who are all Southern but not rude. Yet.

3 thoughts on “8 Things The Toddler Was Offended By This Morning

  1. Oh, the toddler years. I am a firm believer that children are born adorable so when they hit the crazy toddler years, we let them slide. I also believe they get crazier and less adorable as they get older so that when they go away to college, it doesn’t kill us dead 🙂 Enjoy every single, puff eating, tantrum having moment of it. Love those chubby little fingers.

  2. This made me smile for many reasons but especially “Guess Who.”
    I used to play this for hours with my kids and they are now so grown up.

    I miss that. Even the potential for offense.
    🙂

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