Eeyore and doing nothing

Lazy People Rule The World

Im Lazy Quote

I believe in cutting corners if it means I have more time to do nothing.

Large hat? Too lazy to sunscreen my face.

Floppy hat
My first floppy hat. Soon I’ll have a matching skirt and tiny dog. If the tiny dog carries my purse.

Bangs? Acne treatment for my forehead.

Foreheads take work.

I even bought an adorable reminder of this very goal — something to encourage me to continue my lazy path.

Eeyore and doing nothing
Never underestimate the value of doing nothing.

Of course, it’s a catch-22. The desire to do nothing pushing me to invent more ways to be lazy. The constant conflict of doing more to do less, but I am strong. Well, not too strong because I obviously don’t ever workout. After the third jar, Scott recently┬ásuggested I should work on my grip strength, but I’ve decided to just not eat anything out of jars. Or invent something that opens jars. Like a Scott. Done and off to the pool.

Alex Iwashyna

Alex Iwashyna went from a B.A. in philosophy to an M.D. to a SAHM, poet and writer by 30. She spends most of her writing time on, a humor blog (except when it's serious) about her husband fighting zombies, awkward attempts at friendship, and dancing like everyone is watching. She also has a soft spot for culture, politics, and rude Southern people who offend her Yankee sensibilities. She parents 2 elementary-aged children, 1 foster baby, 3 cats, and 1 puppy, who are all Southern but not rude. Yet.

4 thoughts to “Lazy People Rule The World”

  1. That quote is amazing! I love your hat. I got my first floppy hat in Martinique after enough strangers told me to get one for the sun. I stopped wearing it the first time it blew off my head and I had to chase after it. Laziness for life.

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