Top Ten Reasons
- I wanted to see if I could count.
- My ideas are 10 times better than yours.
- I couldn’t think of something to write.
- Two hundred social media gurus told me more lists will make me more popular.
- I’m honing my talent for reducing complex issues into numbered phrases.
- You’ll live longer.
- I should’ve picked seven reasons.
- Once I’m done making this list I can cross it off my other list.
- I am allowed to use more made-up words if I use a made-up writing style called listicles.
- I wanted to leave people numbered 11 through 20 out.
Oh, I almost forgot the most important part of the list…