I’m organizing my kids LEGO collection because I decided that having them all in one giant box was taking away from my kids’ ability to play to the fullest fun LEGO offers.
I originally planned to do this in August, but my brain didn’t make boxes appear for eight months. My house projects are like that as in my bathroom is still decorated with butts’ farting, but we almost painted it on Sunday except wanting to paint it didn’t make paint appear.
After watching my kids play for a while, I decided to organize their LEGO bricks by color except when a piece is a character, a wheel, a LEGO direction packet and a specialize piece like door or a bow — both kinds. I counted up all the colors (although I forgot clear at first) and bought 15 boxes plus used a few I had lying around from some other attempt to create fun though organization.
I began sorting, at first with my kids, then by myself. As it turns out, sorting LEGO bricks is the greatest mediation on Earth. I could do it all day, and I probably will be because we’re almost two weeks in and I still have one-third of the main box to go.
However, it hasn’t been everything is awesome all day long.
I purchased the cheapest boxes I could find just in case I didn’t actually follow through with this project since I’m much more organized in my head than in my home, but they are a decent size so I figured we’d be set for at least another birthday present cycle until gray appeared and appeared and appeared. I was genuinely surprised as I picture LEGO in primary colors but our blue and red and yellow are lacking in comparison to gray with black and brown running second and third. I was also genuinely surprised that my brain wasted space having preconceived notions of LEGO brick colors when I can’t remember to bring my library card to the library.
While the box crisis was looming, I ran into even more complicated problems. LEGO pieces with stickers on them. Some make white bricks into mail or make buildings into banks or just provide some decorative siding for a castle. But where do I put them?
- Do they belong in the base brick color box because they would be easy to find when following packet directions?
- Do they belong in the speciality pieces box because they represent a specific LEGO creation that adds to any building project?
- Do I create a special box just for them so the speciality box doesn’t get too crowded with random sticker pieces?
The correct answer is three.
Speaking of correct answers, my husband tried to help sort until we got into a fight over whether dark red pieces are red or brown as if the brown box needs anymore pieces. I probably would’ve let it go if he hadn’t mocked me for putting yellow and gold together. Doesn’t he understand that I’m trying to fight the urge inside me to create smaller and smaller categories until no one could sort the LEGO bricks but me over the next three years?
Despite my thousands of neuroses appearing between my zen-like sorting meditation, I will proudly point out that my daughter is building more now that the LEGO bricks are mostly sorted, and I didn’t freak out when the box of characters got dumped out and scattered throughout the house. And my son just requested a separate box for already built LEGO creations to which I happily obliged.