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People Still Wear Bras In The Zombie Apocalypse?

Scott and I are faithfully watching season 4 of The Walking Dead jump the shark, which means, while people are being eaten or are beating the brains out of zombies to not get eaten, our conversations are of more important matters:

Me: Jeans would not fit that tight anymore.

Scott: And I’m surprised how many people are still wearing bras.

Me: Exactly. Bras this far into the zombie apocalypse? Ridiculous.

Scott: You’d be all “DAY 2 OF ZOMBIES? SCREW BRAS.”

Me: And by season 2? I’m not even wearing pants. If I’m going to kill zombies and wander the world for years without hope, I’m going to be 100% comfortable.

Scott: But you’d definitely have Maggie’s kickass boots.

Me: With the red laces that aren’t dirty because I’d wash those laces every damn day.

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{fist bump}

Scott: Wait, the episode just ended there? With the guy from Night Court?*

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*Actually, it’s Josh McDermitt with a guy from several key episodes in the original 90210, but we’re still hoping for some courtroom antics.

Alex Iwashyna

Alex Iwashyna went from a B.A. in philosophy to an M.D. to a SAHM, poet and writer by 30. She spends most of her writing time on LateEnough.com, a humor blog (except when it's serious) about her husband fighting zombies, awkward attempts at friendship, and dancing like everyone is watching. She also has a soft spot for culture, politics, and rude Southern people who offend her Yankee sensibilities. She parents 2 elementary-aged children, 1 foster baby, 3 cats, and 1 puppy, who are all Southern but not rude. Yet.

8 thoughts on “People Still Wear Bras In The Zombie Apocalypse?

  1. My friend and I watch the Walking Dead together every Sunday night (my hubs is not into Zombies) we just had a conversation about this last Sunday. Also can you imagine the non-bathing Georgia humidity sweaty stink….yuck! I have to admit I do not think I would lose the bra. I would definitely go for more of a sports bra.

  2. Reminds me of my obsession with Megan Fox’s white pants during the climatic scene in Transformers 2. I really want whatever was keeping her pants blinding white while she slid through dust and exploding buildings. I could use it for lasagna night.

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