My new neighborhood participates in charitable events, and when I was asked to take the lead on a holiday event for the few streets surrounding us, I was excited.
I thought: What I great opportunity to get to know my neighbors!
Then I was told about the 45 flyers I would be handing out door-to-door.
Oh, you just put them on the mailboxes.
Because, as it turns out, my version of “getting to my know my neighbors” is “staying at least 25 feet from their front doors and providing my cell phone and email address in case they don’t understand a flyer.”
My hamster ball is very large.
Now, I know not every reads blogs or comics, but I’m all set because human-size hamster balls can be bought!