Scott and I lead a busy life. Not so busy that we aren’t on the lookout for ways to be more fashionable and awesome.
Although the skin suit makes me think of the first season of American Horror Story, and while I survived with my bodyguard, I have never been able to watch another season because I heard each season is worse. HOW CAN ANYTHING GET WORSE?
I also discovered and now need (yes I said need) a fox hoodie.
But then I remembered this weird video, and it ruined my fox hoodie aspirations.
Basically, everything cool is ruined by everything creepy.
PS. You may be tempted to argue that a skin suit could ever be cool, until you realize that every superhero is basically wearing one and almost every all-in practical joke needs one. THINK BIG, PEOPLE.
PPS. If you type “cool or creepy” into Google images, you will see a lot of pictures of Google glasses and a lot of stuff that will keep you up at night.