Lazy Cleaning

The Lazy Way To A Clean Room (In 2 Steps!)

Do you awaken from your exhausted haze when your butt hits the couch and finally notice that you’re surrounded by a giant mess? I do, too!

Lazy Cleaning

Supplies: Laptop (or a Book or Eyes)
Optional: Throw pillows

1) Reach for laptop computer. Place it on lap.

2) Angle screen and body until the only clean section of the room is visible. May need multiple pillows as props. Don’t give up. There is a clean spot that is just bigger than your computer screen somewhere. Possibly the ceiling.

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I employed at least two pillows but not all rooms call for such drastic measures.

Are you still on the couch seeing only a clean house? Me, too! Success!

NOTE: You can do step 1 using a book or an iPhone if you squint. If all else fails, close your eyes.

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Lazy cleaning for the win.

Alex Iwashyna

Alex Iwashyna went from a B.A. in philosophy to an M.D. to a SAHM, poet and writer by 30. She spends most of her writing time on, a humor blog (except when it's serious) about her husband fighting zombies, awkward attempts at friendship, and dancing like everyone is watching. She also has a soft spot for culture, politics, and rude Southern people who offend her Yankee sensibilities. She parents 2 elementary-aged children, 1 foster baby, 3 cats, and 1 puppy, who are all Southern but not rude. Yet.

8 thoughts to “The Lazy Way To A Clean Room (In 2 Steps!)”

  1. Bah! This is exactly how we take school pictures… find a cleanish spot. Only people who have actually visited no that we all posed in the bathroom 🙂

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