Lars ripped open a cat toy spraying catnip everywhere, and by “everywhere” I mean “a small one foot radius” that I ignored for twelve hours.
Lucky for all of us, I did because when I came back to vacuum it up, I saw Nugget Hamburger. Stoned.
Although is it really paranoia if it’s true? Because I cleaned up the catnip right after I took the photos.
PS. Everyone who thought of the Nirvana lyrics, “Just because you’re paranoid, don’t mean they’re not after you,” gets bonus points of 90s rad-ness.
PPS. Everyone who though of the Joseph Heller novel, Catch-22, instead of Nirvana for almost the same quote, “Just because you’re paranoid doesn’t mean they aren’t after you,” gets equal bonus points for a top ten book. Yes, I said equal. I love Nirvana that much.