Scott: Wow. I’ve been getting so many prenatal consults* this month. *this is when pregnant women come in to interview a perspective pediatrician
Me: That’s great!
Scott: What was everyone doing this winter?
Me: Um, that’s not how human pregnancy works.
Scott: Whatever. I’m tired, and I’ve totally seen pregnancy work that fast.
Me: When? Spawn pregnancies? You’ve been watching way too much Supernatural.
Scott: Yup, lizard babies.
Me: Lizard babies?
Scott: Man, is it going to be hard to tell whether they have a fever, or they just sat too close to a lamp.
Me once I can talk again from laughing so hard: Wait, can I can blog about this?
Scott: I don’t know. Do you think it will be good for business?
Me: Hard to tell. For either of us really.