Thorny_Devil

Are Lizard Babies Good For Business?

Scott: Wow. I’ve been getting so many prenatal consults* this month. *this is when pregnant women come in to interview a perspective pediatrician

Me: That’s great!

Scott: What was everyone doing this winter?

Me: Um, that’s not how human pregnancy works.

Scott: Whatever. I’m tired, and I’ve totally seen pregnancy work that fast.

Me: When? Spawn pregnancies? You’ve been watching way too much Supernatural.

Scott: Yup, lizard babies. 

Me: Lizard babies?

Scott: Man, is it going to be hard to tell whether they have a fever, or they just sat too close to a lamp.

Me once I can talk again from laughing so hard: Wait, can I can blog about this?

Scott: I don’t know. Do you think it will be good for business?

Me: Hard to tell. For either of us really.

Thorny_Devil
A Thorny Devil. No really. (Photo Source: Wikimedia)

Alex Iwashyna

Alex Iwashyna went from a B.A. in philosophy to an M.D. to a SAHM, poet and writer by 30. She spends most of her writing time on LateEnough.com, a humor blog (except when it's serious) about her husband fighting zombies, awkward attempts at friendship, and dancing like everyone is watching. She also has a soft spot for culture, politics, and rude Southern people who offend her Yankee sensibilities. She parents an 2 elementary age children, 4 cats, and 1 puppy, who are all Southern but not rude. Yet.

5 thoughts on “Are Lizard Babies Good For Business?

  1. This totally reminded me of one of those ink shows…this lady brought in a lizard of some sort in exchange for a tattoo….of her in a seductive pose…with a lizard.
    Weird.
    This would appeal to her.

  2. Riley will think this is hysterical and he can totally vouch for Thorny Devils because he researched lizards, etc. and read about them.

  3. Well there is a statistically significant portion of the US population that believes the country is run by lizard people. And with your proximity to DC, I think Scott may be on to something.

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