Me: Scott! Come here! Check out this picture!
The montage is so used that I couldn’t find its source but the name of the man pictured is Dr. Jeffry Life. He’s a bit controversial if you google him but for the purpose of trying not to exercise, he’s perfect.
Me: Amazing, right?
Scott: Are you excited because you can put off exercise for 3 more decades?
Me: WHAT?!?! Well, maybe.
When I’m not finding excuses to not get back into shape, I’m becoming more popular by reading and writing elsewhere.
My Other Hangouts (don’t tell my blog):
- Back-To-School Means New Goals For Me (The Mama): On This Blogger Makes Fun of Stuff, I list out my personal back-to-school goals: more (any) exercise and a clean house.
- Extreme Weather: I kinda love that the picture of me drapped in power cords and sitting on my portable generator still crops up across the country.
- My Feeding Friend is Awesome! Giveaway: On This Blogger Makes Fun of Stuff, if you’re pregnant or nursing, enter to win an adorable animal pillow for breastfeeding.
Favorite posts I didn’t read, I mean, write:
- Ice Cubes Recipe: From Food, people rate and review a recipe on how to make ice cubes. The comments are FREAKING HILARIOUS. (like I said, hilarious)
- My Daughter is Not a Lesbian – Or Maybe She Is…: From SlapDashMom, her daughter is called a “lesbo” for having short hair, which brings up the questions: why is being gay a slur and who cares about the length of someone’s hair? (thoughtful)
- Body shop repairs, tricks out bullied gay student’s ride for FREE: From WTVR, a body shop in Roanoke, Virginia fixes up a gay college student’s car after it was vandalized 4 times. (hope)
- Oh,Todd Akin – Things are no longer political. They are personal.: From MommiNaniBooBoo, my friend tells the story of her rape and how Representative Akin’s words go beyond politics. (important)
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I totally get you.
In fact, my complaint about exercise is that you have to KEEP DOING IT.
Like, forever.
What kind of bullshit is that?
Might as well wait until I’m 70.
I know. I’m really good at starting to exercise. Why isn’t that enough?
Mostly I just think about exercising. I guess I am exercising my brain, right? My bestest muscle. Probably my only muscle at this point.
Thanks for sharing MommiNaniBooBoo’s post. Wow. That was powerful.
I think about exercise. That is as far as I get.
I need to get my butt moving. Head is willing, body is ignoring head.
Geesh. He finally had time. It’s busy being young.
He also wasn’t in the worst shape before he started – just a little belly.
My husband also said he wasn’t in bad shape to begin with — I didn’t even notice that. I must’ve been so excited about not exercising!
Thank you so much for sharing my post.
Reading this post was my exercise for today.