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Just A Bath Thwarted By A Castle Of Stuffed Cats

My kids do not take a bath every day because I don’t believe in showering daily and my baby-soft skin and hair prove I’m right. Go ahead and pet my arm. Amazing, right?

But being on a non-daily schedule means missing bath night isn’t an option. Or it’s a smelly option that makes me feel judged. Plus, not being pro-bathing means I have “Bath Kids” in my iPhone to-do list so I won’t forget, and, if we skip a day, I CAN’T CHECK IT OFF. {twitchtwitch}

However, even my compulsive stubbornness is thwarted on occasion, such as the occasion of a castle of stuffed cats in the bathtub.

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Um, yeah, my stinky kids totally win this one.

Alex Iwashyna

Alex Iwashyna went from a B.A. in philosophy to an M.D. to a SAHM, poet and writer by 30. She spends most of her writing time on LateEnough.com, a humor blog (except when it's serious) about her husband fighting zombies, awkward attempts at friendship, and dancing like everyone is watching. She also has a soft spot for culture, politics, and rude Southern people who offend her Yankee sensibilities. She parents 2 elementary-aged children, 1 foster baby, 3 cats, and 1 puppy, who are all Southern but not rude. Yet.

13 thoughts on “Just A Bath Thwarted By A Castle Of Stuffed Cats

  1. Oh my word – hilarious!

  2. It’s like a fortress. With the moat INSIDE the castle. Brilliant. That would make no one ever want to storm that crazy castle (well, that and the cats…).

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