My husband, Scott: The Dollar Store by us is going out of business.
Me: Oh yeah?
Scott: They had the funniest sign about it. We should drive by it so you could take a picture for your blog.
Me: Really? What did it say?
Scott: It said, “The Dollar Store. Going Out Of Business. Everything 50% off.”
Me: Wait, what’s funny?
Scott: It’s the Dollar Store and things are 2 for a dollar.
Me: But it’s a going out-of-business sale. All stores reduce prices when they’re closing.
Scott: It’s a little funny.
Me: It’d be funny if the sign said, “The Dollar Store. Going Out Of Business. Everything $1.”
Scott: Oh yeah, that would be a lot funnier.