More Popular Than Bubble Gum Flavored Apples Making Me Afraid For Our Future

Is it really that hard to introduce the deliciousness that is an apple? The answer is clearly and disgustingly yes.

Crazy is EXACTLY what I was thinking.

I guess regular apples need better PR.

When I’m not mocking our commercial attempts to introduce healthy food, I’m getting more popular by reading and writing elsewhere.

My Other Hangouts (don’t tell my blog):

Favorite posts I didn’t read, I mean, write:

  • 25 YouTube Comments That Are Actually Funny: From Buzzfeed, when I got to #11, I began crying from laughter. (hilarious)
  • The Bad Mother and the Uncaring Community: From Womanist Musings, while I believe that we must be held accountable for not asking for help, I also think the rest of us don’t offer help easily enough, which is the heart of this piece on a mom, who clearly needed help as she tried to sell her 4-month-old baby. (thoughtful)
  • Mississippi May Be First U.S. State With No Abortion Clinic: From Bloomberg News, Abortion will still be legal in Mississippi next month. It’s just that women who live there probably won’t be able to get one because of new restrictive regulations. (seems like a bad idea)
  • Health Care Law Upheld: Now What?: From NPR, the best summary of what the Affordable Health Care Act does now and will do in 2014 now that the Supreme Court ruled it constitutional. Know your rights. (important)

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Alex Iwashyna

Alex Iwashyna went from a B.A. in philosophy to an M.D. to a SAHM, poet and writer by 30. She spends most of her writing time on LateEnough.com, a humor blog (except when it's serious) about her husband fighting zombies, awkward attempts at friendship, and dancing like everyone is watching. She also has a soft spot for culture, politics, and rude Southern people who offend her Yankee sensibilities. She parents 2 elementary-aged children, 1 foster baby, 3 cats, and 1 puppy, who are all Southern but not rude. Yet.

7 thoughts to “More Popular Than Bubble Gum Flavored Apples Making Me Afraid For Our Future”

  1. Now i have to go buy a bag. Their site says they use natural stuff that when combined taste “like” bubblegum. Probably like the Jelly belly people.

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