While laying in bed, my 3-year-old, N, turns to me and says: I want a new bed that’s REALLY BIG and has a REALLY TALL ladder.
Me: I’ll keep that in mind when we go to buy you guys new beds.
N’s eyes light up: New beds!?!
My eyes roll IN MY MIND since we just bought her bed LAST YEAR.
Out-loud I say: Well, it won’t be for a long time.
N’s face falls and softly she sighs: Like when we’re dead?
Me: No sweetie, before you’re dead.
N jumps out of bed and fist pumps: YES!
Well, that was easy. Except that I have to find a 20 foot high, queen-size bunk bed and a cathedral ceiling in the next 80 years.
Maybe I can just hire these guys (click here if you can’t see the world’s biggest bed jump video)