I took the worst picture of me while taking my I fight with everyone photo collage.
I kept laughed out loud each time I looked at it while simultaneously thinking: No one should ever see this photography since I’ve already been informed I should change my avatar to look beautiful rather than vaguely bored.
But Scott walked in and I couldn’t resist asking if he wanted to see it before I hid the horrid thing away forever.
Me: I’m warning you, Scott. You might not be attracted to me after seeing it.
Scott: Alex? Just show it to me.
Scott: It’s not that bad.
Me: Wait, WHAT? You think I look like that?
Scott: I don’t know. Sometimes.
Me: Do you realized this is the WORST REACTION YOU COULD HAVE? You were supposed to laugh at the photography and then we’d never speak of it again. Now, I have to blog about it. Which means I have to post the photo. Thanks a lot, dude.
And that’s how the worst photograph of me ended up on the Internet.