Out at Barnes and Noble…
Me: I’m thinking of dyeing my hair red and green for Christmas.
Scott: Oh yeah, let’s get some Manic Panic.
Me: This blue isn’t Manic Panic. It’s Special Effects. You don’t read my blog.
Scott: I read your blog a LOT.
I huff off and spend 10 minutes of being followed by Scott around Barnes and Noble. I want to continue to pout for another 10, but my jaw has fallen to the floor at the new Teen Paranormal Relationship section. (seriously B&N? I’m uncomfortable.)
Scott: I read your blog enough to know this.
Scott makes a face and quickly walks away — zigzagging in and out of aisles.
Me: Wait, wha… OMG you farted and fled the scene! Aw, you used a Late Enough technique. You really DO read my blog.